Key Politics

Some time ago an ignition key was born. A silver key with no remote nor batteries to slow it down, even the key ring found itself an orphan.

The key fit perfectly in many situations, small cars, big cars, fast cars, slow cars. The key was responsible for igniting 2 cycle and 4 cycle motors and grew to ignite the economy. Sometimes keys lost their ways, however technology advancements made it possible to clone another.

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Uniting what would become a political passion play, keys are blamed for melting ice-burgs and raising sea levels, and most important, winning elections.

John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel, stated Global Warming is “the greatest scam in history …and nothing more than a political platform”.

Pros/cons alike there are just too many keys that open back doors of beach homes, private jets, eight car garages, and SUV caravans.

The Global Warming pitch has stalled.

Keys rejoice.